HI! My name is Shitlet FantastiKa [ shit[at]dsskcorp.com ]. I am the BIGGEST Tim P****** AKA. “HURLGOLD” fan in the grand state of IOWA. On Sept. the 11th, 1997, HURLGOLD formally changed his name and image to that of “FACELER” AKA. “FACE FACE” AKA. “FACE MACHINE MOM” Many people first remember hearing about FACELER back in the Fall of 1992 when he opened up for NINE INCH NAILS and ADAM ANT. During his introspective 11 minute shows of DECADENCE and DUBACHERY across the USA he was introducing people to the fine art of tainting the multiple scenes. It was then that people got to see first incarnation of the many FACES of FACELER. Instantly after the 1992 tour came to a close, the RIAA themselves had signed FACELER to a 1 (ONE) record, 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) MILLION $USD contract along with a follow up WORLD TOUR. This was to be music history’s most tainted scene. It was the horrible atrocious manner in which FACELER tainted scenes on stage and in the studio that had caused 25 DEATH BY SUICIDE to the RIAA INNER CIRCLE ILLUMINAITI. His fans, so violently intrigued with his genius vocal vibrations and his magical ways to “synthesize” had begun a wave of TEEN SUICIDES across the nation. FACELER was considered “unruly, unjust, often belligerent, and cop magnet.” It was said 4 of every 5 scenes tainted resulted in the cops showing up and someone having to explain things. In addition to all the chaos, after the 1993 world tour came to a close, there was a “VERY NON-DIGITAL” break up among the live band. Caught up in all the chaos a HUMAN BIPED the 20th century had let slip loose from its cracks and annals of time. The POP CULTURE POLICE had issued FACELER to COSMIC EXILE in PARIS, FRANCE until “Well into the 21st century.” As of the writing of these paragraphs on this fan site of the date January 01 of 1998, we patiently await his return. Enjoy your stay at my humble fan site. Signed, Shitlet FantastiKa [ shit[at]dsskcorp.com ] [ www.dsskcorp.com/ibidem/tim ] LAST UPDATED: Sept. 07, 1998
"songs to taint the scene"
1992 un-released cd-r by HURLGOLD
001.) digital love song
002.) hes a cornball
003.) i wonder if she will sleep next to me
004.) have any dmt?
005.) taco tuesday
006.) prelude to tron
007.) tron
008.) post tron
009.) soul r0T (air matress)
010.) coke can = american passport
011.) colton punched me in the face (in mexico) (i deserved it remix)
